Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt la crescenta Bold distressed white text below

Bold distressed white text below reads "GAME OVER

throwback retro 90s TV design inspired by In Living Color

A cartoon-style light blue Volkswagen Beetle in side profile sits beneath the text

with "AKRON

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex T-Shirt la crescenta Bold distressed white text belowParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming