Aloha Beaches v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L a green palm tree

a green palm tree

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

Tesla died broke in a hotel room

Distressed navy blue banner at the top holds white text reading "Marcel & Jeanne" above a vintage hand-drawn Eiffel Tower in navy and red

Aloha Beaches v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L a green palm treeAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."