Quint's Shark Charters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Sloths playing saxophone look exactly

Sloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender

Distressed white text reading '"MUCH BETTER THAN POLYESTER"' arches above bold block lettering reading "COSTANZA BRAND

Illinois" in white italic script

and green stars and sparkles

Quint's Shark Charters - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Sloths playing saxophone look exactlyQuint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes. The liability waiver is a napkin that says "ten thousand dollars, cash." Inspired by Jaws. The Details: Distressed light blue portrait of Quint in a cap sits above arched light blue text reading "SINCE 1975" and white capitals reading "AMITY ISLAND, NEW ENGLAND." Large distressed white and red text reads "QUINT'S" with light blue "SHARK