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Paddle Faster I Hear Banjos - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Bold white text below readsBanjo music echoing across a river sounds charming for exactly four seconds before decades of cinematic trauma kick in. Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water. Below the illustration, white serif text