It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL with "RESTAURANT" in smaller black

with "RESTAURANT" in smaller black type below

which says everything about humanity's relationship with nuclear armageddon

Inspired by Pee-wee's Big Adventure

Large distressed white text reads "CLAMDIGGERS" with "★ BASEBALL ★" below

It's Not Going to Lick Itself - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL with "RESTAURANT" in smaller blackBomb Pops melting down your arm at a cookout is nature's way of saying get your mouth involved. Plausible deniability lasts exactly as long as it takes someone to read the second line. The Details: Distressed white groovy hand lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines. Below, a vintage style illustration of a tri color rocket popsicle in red, white, and blue sits tilted diagonally, with blue melting drips falling