If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"

Hand-lettered script reads "The Original" above a yellow circle containing whimsical red and yellow text reading "Bobby McGees Conglomeration" with a cartoon figure in pointed shoes reclining in a clawfoot bathtub

" Fixer's customer service philosophy involves a grunt and pointing at a pile of junk covered in sand

and scissors

Portland's Webfeet took the diamond in 1890

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Hand-lettered script reads "The Original"George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.