Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy finger pressed to his temple

finger pressed to his temple

Naming a roller rink "The Coliseum" and putting columns on it is the most aggressively Midwestern act of ambition ever committed to architecture

Flair requirements start at fifteen pieces

and somehow Texas spent ten grand hunting a teenager over a six hundred dollar scooter

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Hoodie Color:Navy finger pressed to his templeCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads