Retired Emo Kid Tee Size:2XL Ever wish you could throw

Ever wish you could throw up your hands

and instantly feel a little more balanced—even if your calendar is anything but

From surviving Monday drop-offs to spontaneous coffee dates

Picture yourself strutting through brunch

Retired Emo Kid Tee Size:2XL Ever wish you could throwEver catch yourself blasting My Chemical Romance in the minivan while the kids roll their eyes in the backseat? If the only thing more faded than your favorite jeans is your teenage angst, girlthis tee was made for your soul. Finally, a shirt that understands your love for eyeliner (and comfort). Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you dont have to). Ready to make retired emo kid your favorite personality trait? The