Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex T-Shirt punxsutawney and white block text reading

and white block text reading "BASEBALL" below

competing in Class A ball across the Deep South

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

An angled cream-yellow sign displays red script reading "The" above bold navy serif text reading "VICTOR HUGO INN

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex T-Shirt punxsutawney and white block text readingGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A