Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red talons extended downward

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Dedicated Involved Loving Father - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red talons extended downwardDILF printed across a dad's chest does exactly zero work as an acronym because every brain in the barbecue already finished that word six seconds ago. The wholesome subtitle underneath is just a doily thrown over the evidence. The Details: Large distressed white bubble style text reads "DILF" as the dominant element. Smaller matching rounded white text beneath reads "DEDICATED INVOLVED" above "& LOVING FATHER," all carrying a weathered vintage texture