Double Deuce - Be Nice - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Greeting strangers with aggressive cheerfulness

Greeting strangers with aggressive cheerfulness before 10 AM is either a personality type or a heritage obligation

rendered with crosshatched shading in a vintage horror-comic style

military uniform with epaulettes and ornamental buttons

flanked by "AURORA" and "ILLINOIS" on a red and golden-yellow shield

Double Deuce - Be Nice - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Greeting strangers with aggressive cheerfulnessBouncing at the Double Deuce requires a philosophy degree, a shirtless tai chi routine, and the calm willingness to rip a throat out over bar etiquette. Pain don't hurt, but Brad Wesley's monster truck dealership pride sure does. Inspired by Road House. The Details: Neon style teal text reads "Double Deuce" above the teal and orange exterior of a roadhouse building. A painterly 1980s poster style illustration depicts Dalton standing arms crossed in a