Kreese's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Turns out the only winning

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

golden-yellow block text reads "LA CRESCENTA" over "CALIFORNIA

hand-lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN

jagged yellow text reading "WYLD STALLYNS" in angular rock-style typography with red drop shadows and dark red outlines

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Turns out the only winningMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow