Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone then scalping tickets to his

then scalping tickets to his own show at triple face value

Two white stars flank the portrait

I'm no dummy

Somehow the books always looked cleaner than the people keeping them

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone then scalping tickets to hisEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads