The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest positioned above bold distressed white

positioned above bold distressed white block letters reading "BURTON'S GYM" with red-orange Chinese characters "体育" and "合格" flanking a larger white "Gym

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair

but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move

The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest positioned above bold distressed whiteSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.