My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom's House - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Elgin's Watch Makers took the

Elgin's Watch Makers took the diamond in 1915 as a Class D club in the Bi-State League

Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger

Distressed white block text reads "PLEASE TOUCH MY DINGHY" in large capitals

but the distressed vintage font apparently makes it official

My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom's House - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:S Elgin's Watch Makers took theBumper sticker brags usually involve a boat or an honor student, not a confession about where you left your laundry after sleeping with someone's mother. The structure says "witty wordplay" but the content says "I peaked in seventh grade and I'm fine with it." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE" in stacked uppercase letters with a weathered, grungy texture. Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Ring Spun