The Cornholio Kid - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL A rectangular marquee with red

A rectangular marquee with red horizontal lines sits at the sign's base

scratchy gradient text shifting from icy blue to white reads "EX-DEGENERATE" below the portrait

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

Ohio minor league ball in that era was a proving ground for small industrial cities

The Cornholio Kid - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL A rectangular marquee with redCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie