Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Bold golden-yellow block text below

Bold golden-yellow block text below reads "SOCIAL DISTANCING WORLD CHAMP

white block text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" with cursive white script reading "Champ" underneath

Knife comparison is the entire curriculum

Number 22 proved the guards should have worried less about the scoreboard and more about their kneecaps

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Bold golden-yellow block text belowCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads