Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mob peering out from the handlebars

peering out from the handlebars

Smaller black uppercase text reads "THE MUG" directly below in the same slab-serif style

stolen bearer bonds

Distressed gray stencil-style text below reads "LET'S PARTY" in bold military block lettering

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_mob peering out from the handlebarsJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading