President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black named for the orchards that

named for the orchards that once blanketed the Santa Clara Valley

Funny socks design inspired by Flight of the Conchords

Green block text reads "PATSY D'AMORE'S" above green cursive script reading "Villa Capri

it became the kind of neighborhood restaurant where regulars never needed a menu

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black named for the orchards thatTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text