I'm a Peacock You Gotta Let Me Fly - Unisex T-Shirt paddy Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

Fireworks Director is a self-appointed title earned by whoever has the longest lighter and the shortest attention span

I'm no dummy

and white uniform swings a baseball bat

I'm a Peacock You Gotta Let Me Fly - Unisex T-Shirt paddy Patriotic firecrackers exist solely asPeacocks can't actually fly worth a damn, which makes Hoitz picking one as his spirit animal the most accidentally honest thing he's ever said. Unearned confidence has never sounded so majestic. Inspired by The Other Guys. The Details: Dark blue retro serif text in a curved layout reads "I'm a Peacock, You Gotta Let Me Fly!" arranged around a vintage style illustrated peacock in profile facing right. The bird has a dark blue body, teal neck, golden