Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Mexico" above a small white

Mexico" above a small white bird silhouette at the bottom

Red text below reads "IN '28" alongside four red stars

Leaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer

drawn in green and orange ink with heavy black outlines

Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Mexico" above a small whiteAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."