Sobchak Security - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

White text reads "ESTD" and "1985" flanking a minimalist white line drawing of a charging bull in abstract curved strokes

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

clean white sans-serif text reads "I Like" and "Piña Coladas" stacked on two lines

Sobchak Security - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Celebrating a successful bowel movementSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif