Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_western Everyone in the checkout line

Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it

Running the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

not some square with a megaphone killing the vibe

Spitshine Tommy's Shinebox Inc. - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_western Everyone in the checkout lineReminding a made guy about his old day job is the kind of customer feedback that gets you buried in a shallow grave. Queens had exactly one shoe shine business where the service came with a body count. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Arched white text reads "MAKE YA SHOES LOOK LIKE F*CKING MIRRORS!" above a white illustration of a dress shoe with sparkle stars and a shoe shine brush above it. Cursive white script reads "Queens, New York" flanking