Gee, I'm Really Sorry Your Mom Blew Up, Ricky - Unisex Tank Top Drinking Stylized light blue italic text

Stylized light blue italic text reads "1996" beneath the arch

a neighborhood landmark from the mid-twentieth century

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

Kevin Flynn didn't sneak into the Grid

Gee, I'm Really Sorry Your Mom Blew Up, Ricky - Unisex Tank Top Drinking Stylized light blue italic textCharles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference. Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality, and honestly, that's the appeal. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Gray smoke wisps rise upward behind the text from a stylized lit cigarette at the bottom. Distressed white uppercase text reads "GEE, I'M REALLY SORRY YOUR MOM BLEW UP,