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Rock Around the Christmas Tree - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Roadside fireworks tent operators namingBear hugging a Christmas tree with that much intensity suggests the tree owes him money or he's auditioning for a Hallmark movie where the love interest is lumber. That tree is load bearing in every sense of the word. The Details: Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree. Red ornaments, candy canes, white garland, and a golden