Skate Ranch - Santa Ana, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Circular badge with curved red text reading "EAST PROVIDENCE" along the top arc and "ROLLER RINK" along the bottom arc

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

White block text at the bottom reads "FIT'NESS PIZZA IN MY MOUTH

Skate Ranch - Santa Ana, CA - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Celebrating a successful bowel movementSkating roosters smoking cigars on signposts was a completely normal advertising decision in 1950s Santa Ana. The phone number still starts with letters because branding peaked before area codes existed. The Details: Cartoon rooster with a red comb, red striped tail feathers, and roller skates perches atop a wooden signpost, smoking a cigarette in a vintage hand drawn style. Brown jagged edged planks read "SKATE RANCH" in white hand lettered text. Red