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Distressed white arched text reads "LIGHTEN UP" above a cartoon portrait of Sergeant Hulka

Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate

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I Can't - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Distressed white arched text readsParenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5: 30. Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I CAN'T" across the top. Below, stacked centered white text in a slightly smaller weight reads "MY KID HAS PRACTICE, OR A GAME, OR