Wanna Bone? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Diagonal black text across the

Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON

Curved distressed white text below reads "I'M PATRIOTIC" completing the circular composition

" with bold serif text reading "Papermakers" and a decorative swoosh below

" A small cartoon baseball player accompanies bold text reading "PLAY BALL" at the bottom

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