Take a Pitcher - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black and a very permanent extraction

and a very permanent extraction

a vintage cartoon clown with a ruffled collar and round body holds lollipop-style signs reading "HOT DOGS

" above a small teal star

Inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black and a very permanent extractionOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold