Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave

Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography

White stencil-art portrait depicts Doc Holliday in a wide-brimmed hat

Chicken wire around the stage is just good hospitality when the clientele treats bar stools like projectiles

Segmented white sans-serif text below reads "EMMETT

Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Tchaikovsky rolling in his graveChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a