The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M where regulars knew the staff

where regulars knew the staff by name and celebrations always meant the same corner booth

Harris running a pitching school with a syllabus on foreign substances is the most honest thing Cleveland ever produced

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Perimeter text in blocky red sans-serif reads "2801 Wagon Wheel Rd

The Cornholio Kid - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M where regulars knew the staffCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie