Ideal Sponger Life GN Vol 13 (MR) VAN HALEN In it's ambition and eclecticism

In it's ambition and eclecticism

with rules for both reaction and exploitation

a new collection of stories from The Order of the Stick

life as a human isn't all that bad

Ideal Sponger Life GN Vol 13 (MR) VAN HALEN In it's ambition and eclecticismZenjiro has lived his life as a run of the mill office drone, but an unexpected flash of magic brings him before a beautiful queen who wants him to marry her! What's more, if he accepts, he'll never have to work another day in his life. All he'd have to do is lounge around living the good life, freeloading off a drop dead gorgeous monarch. Sound too good to be true? There's a catch: If he accepts, he has to kiss the Earth, his family, and the internet